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The Scariest Halloween Costume of 2018 - A REPUBLICAN October 16, 2018 16:56
WANT TO REALLY SCARE ALL THE LIBERALS THIS HALLOWEEN?
Imagine this, if you will: a 300-pound behemoth in a capitalist-blue suit with an impossibly long red tie is lurching down the sidewalk, a bouffant of Aryan hair flapping with every step. This is a blitzkrieg of a man, stopping only briefly to snatch bags of candy from frightened children, and taking one extra moment to shove them to the ground by their faces.
Now THAT is a nightmare of a Halloween costume in the eyes of a democrat. In fact, to hear it told, some of the scariest costumes this year may well be ones impersonating GOP members who the news has made out to be the worst of the worst as of late.
It seems like all a Grand Old Partier has to do anymore is show up, and the libtards are on their cells dialing 911, or online marking themselves “unsafe”. Charles Grassley we can understand. (Does that guy ever take his mask off?) And we’ll grudgingly concede there are a few others who sometimes give us shudders. So why not run with it?
The good news is that all you need to scare the daylights out of the leftist sheep this Halloween is a suit in Republican-issue blue, maybe a wig, and perhaps a prop here or there. With those simple items, you can portray any scary Republican.
Take Paul Ryan for instance, known in Nordic circles as Pall the Sadd. In your blue suit with an Eddie Munster wig, all you need do is keep your head downcast somberly, appearing to hold back tears, or that chili dog you unfortunately had for lunch. Here’s a bonus tip: use an eyebrow pencil to elongate the corners of your mouth to look extra-extra sad or urgent, as the case may be.
For Lindsay Graham you’ll need fake teeth. Let’s face it, the dude has teeth and he’s not afraid to bare them. You might have trouble finding fake ones quite so nice. In a pinch, get vampire teeth and snip off the ends of the ones that suck. To do Lindsay all the way, a little eyeliner never hurts either. Orrin Hatch presents more challenges. None of us are sure he’s still alive. Some zombie face paint might do the trick.
And just when you thought GOP costumes couldn’t get any scarier, HERE COME DA JUDGE! It's almost too easy to impersonate the Honorable Kavanaugh, plus you can have extra fun depending on what you wear beneath your robe. To get into full character, simply repeat passionately: “I like beer! I like beer! I like beer!” Say it ad nauseam, until someone finally gives you a freakin’ beer. If that doesn’t work, attack them with facial expressions. Use the pious crying face: “Please, please, could someone give me a beer!” The squinty ferret face: “Is that a beer over there? I want that beer.” The defiant face: “I am entitled to beer! I went to Yale!”
But if you don't want to go to all the trouble of actually dressing up in a real costume. And if you were raised right (or even left of center), you might want to consider slipping into one of the our shirts from the patriotic red-white-and-blue assortment at Merica Supply Co. Whatever your stripes, we have you covered in amusing American tanks and tees, proudly printed in the USA!
Introducing The Merica Supply Co Lifetime Print Guarantee! April 17, 2018 09:48
Hello fellow patriots! We have long prided ourselves on the quality and longevity of our products. And now we are going to put our money where our mouth is with the new LIFETIME GUARANTEE on ALL of our t-shirt and tank top prints.
So what does this mean? Well, when you buy a shirt from Merica Supply Co we guarantee that your print will last forever! And if the print on your shirt does ever happen to fade, crack, peel, or anything else we will replace your shirt for you no questions asked. All you have to do is send us a picture of the damaged print.
How can we offer this? We use the highest quality DTG or direct to garment printing process along with the best inks available. This makes our graphic prints extremely durable and gives us the confidence to offer this lifetime guarantee.
Why are we offering this? We know you have a lot of choices when you are buying apparel products and we really appreciate the customer s that spend their hard earned money with us. We take a lot of pride in our products and we also take a lot of pride in keeping our customers happy. So the lifetime guarantee program was a natural fit.
Now go ahead and shop our huge selection of patriotic t-shirts and tank tops with confidence! Your purchase is protected with us!
George W. Bush Involved in a Fight that took place during President Donald Trumps Inauguration January 21, 2017 03:16
George Bush felt the need to spice things up a little bit at Donald Trump inauguration today by getting into a physical fight. You heard us right, a former president was in a fight at the inauguration. Well technically in a fight...and not with a human, or living creature for that matter.
The weather wasn't great in Washington D.C. today so many people wore the appropriate attire, brought umbrellas, or brought rain ponchos(the choice of Dubya). However, when it came time to put on the poncho things started to head south rapidly.
Bush was right in front of good old boy Dick Cheney who actually found the situation fairly amusing and even helped out the poor fella(leader of our nation for 8 years through some of the toughest times we have ever seen) at one point.
Bush was right behind Obama who was no impressed with the activities going on behind him especially since every single problem in his presidency was George Bush's fault. Even when Malia went to Lollapalooza and was caught smoking weed...guess what...that was former President George W. Bush's fault.
Sorry getting side tracked.
But lets get back to the dirt which can be best explained int he pictures!
(President Obama ignoring literally everything that is going on. Wont even look back or ask someone sitting near him. #COMPASSION)
I'd like to look at this as a review of Barack Obama's presidency:
Someone is in trouble and could use a little help. Just a hand to get them back ob their feet. However, since this person was not in Obama's voter demographic the person did not matter. That person was actually a nuisance to Obama and he and his administration did everything in their power to take attention away from this growing problem and push a different issue. A possibly less important issue. But this issue moved his agenda forward. And that kids is Obama's 8 years in presidency in a paragraph about George W Bush struggling to put on a rain poncho.
There are plenty more pictures where this came from but I just don't have the time or motivation(mainly motivation) to show them all to you. Good luck with google!
Let us know if you agree or disagree in the comments. But more importantly just tell me how funny I am. If you tell me I'm funny I might give you a free shirt ;)
Peace Out Patriots!
Best 2016 Black Friday Sale From Merica Supply Co. November 23, 2016 21:42
If you are looking for the best deals on USA American Apparel and Patriotic Clothing after Thanksgiving on Black Friday this year then look no further! Merica Supply Co. is hosting a mega sale so all of our customers can load up their wardrobes with the best America Themed Patriotic T-Shirts, Tank Tops, and Hats!
Here is this years sale:
- 20% off site wide on all products
- Take an extra 10% off all orders when you use coupon code "BF2016!" at checkout
- Free shipping on all orders shipped within the United States
So what are you waiting for? Head over to MericaSupply.com and stock up on USA tank tops for the summer. Buy your friends and family some awesome Patriotic ugly Christmas sweaters for this years holiday parties. Or just be selfish and fill up your closet with the funny American shirts.
Happy Thanksgiving and God Bless the USA!
Buh Bye! 12 Celebrities Leaving the U.S. Since Trump Won the Election November 16, 2016 13:12
As you all know by now, Donald Trump is the new president-elect of the USA and come January 2017 he will be sworn is as the official president of the United States. We are all aware of the whiny liberals and hipsters flocking to the streets and protesting because Hillary Clinton didn't win and they didn't get their way.
However, there are quite a few notable celebrities who are also pretty upset about Donald Trump winning and these people promised that they would leave the U.S. if Trump won. We all know that the majority of these cry baby celebs probably won't leave the U.S. so we have compiled this list of famous people who promised to leave America so we can prove just how hypocritical they are.
1. The first celebrity shouldn't be a shock at all since she and the Donald have had a famous dispute for the last decade. So the first person we have the privilege of saying goodbye to is Rosie Odonnel!
2. This next celebrity is going to give everyone a good laugh! Miley Cyrus has pledged to leave the U.S. if Trump wins because she thinks he disrespects and degrades women. Coming from the girl who dresses in the most ridiculously slutty outfits and is a role model for tens of thousands of young girls teaching them that dressing provocatively, twerking and smoking weed is how to be a women.
Not lets speed this list up a little bit since I don't really feel like typing out a paragraph for everyone of these losers so now the list will just convert to showing their names lol.
3. Annoying and Irrelevant Comedian Amy Schumer.
4. Old and also now irrelevant comedian Jon Stewart.
5. Woman barely considered to be a comedian Chelsea Handler.
6. Al Sharpton.
7. Samuel L. Jackson.
9. George Lopez.
10. Barbara Streisand.
11. Bryan Cranston...I am actually a little upset about this one since Breaking Bad is one of my favorite shows of all time. But if you don't support America then go fuck off!
12. Last but not least is a surprising one...Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Buh Bye!
So here are 12 of the countless people who vowed to leave America if Donald Trump won the 2016 presidential election. We will keep you posted on how many of these whiny liberals actually leave...my guess being ZERO.
Let us know what you think about this in the comments!
The New President of the United States of America: Donald J. Trump November 09, 2016 15:17
In a stunning upset over Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump pulls off a major victory to win the presidency of the USA. Donald Trump will be the 45th president of the United States after winning the long and grueling campaign process that came to a conclusion late at night Tuesday November 8th, 2016.
Trump was officially announced as the winner of the election after Hillary Clinton placed a phone call to Trump in the early hours around 3:00am on Wednesday morning conceding to Trump. Shortly after receiving the call Donald Trump took the stage to give a quite spectacular speech which you can view right here:
Donald Trumps speech was truly presidential and we hope that is a preview of whats to come.
Now I am sure this comes without a surprise but the liberals and democrats are absolutely furious about this upset. Facebook and twitter are on fire with these people complaining about the victory and saying that America is ruined and that they will never support Trump.
They are basically saying everyone who voted for Trump is a racist, bigot, sexist, etc, etc. Honestly, this is absolutely appalling. These are the people that claim to be the peaceful ones, the accepting ones, but as soon as something doesn't go their way they go into attack mode.
I hope the learn to get over this and supports OUR new president as he is not just the president of the republicans...he is the president of everyone and now more then ever we need to unite to make america great again!
Let us know what you think about trump being elected president in the comments below.
The Funniest 2016 Presidential Election T-Shirts November 05, 2016 15:39
Alright everyone...this years presidential election has been one for the record books. It has been more like watching a reality TV show then watching the next leader of the most powerful nation on earth be chosen. From FBI investigations, crazy speeches, leaked recordings, scandal after scandal, and many other "spectacles" there has been plenty of fuel for the fire for people like us to come up with hilarious shirts that play off of the presidential election.
So now we have rounded up some of our absolute favorite tshirts about the 2016 presidential election. The first shirt on the list is the "Grab Em By The Pussy" Shirt that was derived from the scandal involving Donald Trump and a leaked recording of him having some banter with the bros about the ladies. We have made a number of variations of this funny offensive tee and you can take a look at all of them at this link!
The next shirt on the list comes from one of Hillary Clinton's numerous f*ck ups. This particular scandal was when she called all of Donald Trumps supporters "Deplorable". So we thought it would be humorous to show our pride in being deplorable and made the "Deplorable as Fuck" shirt which comes in mens t-shirt, tank top, and long sleeve shirt as well as womens tee. As well as featuring the funny deplorable as fuck phrase it also has the republican mascot to let everyone know that who ever wearing the shirt is a deplorable republican who supports trump!
Our next shirt was made for people that are tired of the two party political system. Now more then ever people are very unhappy with both the democratic party and the republican party. So we decided to give the citizens of the United States a third option...The Pizza Party! With the political pizza party shirt you can let everyone know where your support lies. And that is with pizza!
Not the last shirt for this post is quite possibly my favorite presidential election shirt of all time and if I ever run for president this will definitely be my campaign slogan. The shirt is the "Make America Not A Bunch of Pussies Offended by Everything Again" T-Shirt! The USA has been going through what I like to call the Pussification of America.
Everyday we get worse and worse and everyone is offended by everything and its really fucking annoying. Kids (and adults) need to man the fuck up and grow a sack. What ever happened to sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me?
Everyone is such a pussy these days and we have practically lost our freedom of speech since all these little fucking twats are "hurt" by someone saying something mean. So with that said we felt it was our duty to try and spread the message across and try to Make America Not A Bunch of Pussies Offended by Everything Again!
So that's it for this post but don't worry we have plenty more funny election shirts, as well as many other republican t-shirts and tank tops, and funny and offensive Donald Trump Tees. You can take a look at all of our apparel at www.MericaSupply.com!
Let us know what you think of our election collection in the comments and if you think you have a good t-shirt idea that can make the cut feel free to email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
The United States of America Flag Code: An Overview November 02, 2016 11:54
When Betsy Ross stitched together the first United States flag, she couldn’t have imaged the thickness and technical nature of the flag code that would ensue. To say it’s comprehensive is akin to saying that Donald Trump likes himself just a little. The code is massive.
The U.S. flag code, adopted in June of 1923, governs the official care and display of the flag of the United States of America, known colloquially as Old Glory. Flag-waving, red-blooded Americans follow the code to the letter when it comes to displaying their flags, but the code is largely unenforced at the federal level following a Supreme Court ruling in 1989 that made enforcement of parts of the code unconstitutional. Still, states each have their own flag codes, so those who deface or mutilate it can still face prosecution on the state level.
The flag code itself is an extensive compilation of regulations and codes; it has 50 sections, each of which are divided in subsections, and some subsections are even further divided into chapters and paragraphs. To put it mildly, it’s a lot to take in. Let’s focus instead on some of the most important parts of the flag code.
When to Display the U.S. Flag
Although it is perfectly acceptable under the U.S. Flag Code to display the flag every day of the year, displaying it on federal holidays, state holidays, and the birthday of your particular state is highly encouraged.
The flag should be displayed from sunrise to sunset, although some people choose to leave their flags up 24/7, and that’s not prohibited, as long as the flag is illuminated during the overnight hours.
How To Display the U.S. Flag
If you are displaying the flag from your home, then a staff should be used. The staff should project horizontally from the front of the home, balcony, or window sill, with the flag’s union at the peak.
For displays without a staff, then the union should be uppermost in the display, to the left of the observer. On Memorial Day, the flag should be lowered to half staff from sunrise until 12 p.m.
Respecting the Flag
The flag should never touch the ground, and it should never be worn; no, using the flag as a toga at last year’s Fourth of July bash won’t land you in jail, but it does put you in defiance of the U.S. Flag Code.
It is also a sign of disrespect to fly any U.S. flag other than a weatherproof flag during times of inclement weather. To store the flag, it should be folded with into a triangle with the field of blue stars facing the front and the triangle pointing upwards.
Disposing of a U.S. Flag
When a flag becomes tattered, it must be destroyed with dignity; burning is the preferred method of disposal. Most Veterans of Foreign Wars, Boys Scouts clubs, and American Legions host flag-burning ceremonies for the community to dispose of flags that are no longer fitting for presentation and display.
There you have it - a rundown of some of the most essential rules in the U.S. Flag Code. Basically, the code calls for us to respect the flag, since it is an endearing symbol of the freedom and liberty that so many men and women have sacrificed to maintain since the flag’s inception in 1777. Taking pride in the flag is a great way to show your love of this great country of ours.
If you want to show your patriotism and love for America and the U.S. flag check out all of our patriotic apparel and USA t-shirt and tank tops at MericaSupply.com!
Donald Trump Recording: "Grab Em By The Pussy" October 31, 2016 15:42
Back in 2005 Donald Trump was on the set of the soap opera "Days of Our Lives". While their The Donald was wearing a microphone that we are assuming he was not aware that was recording.
Trump was is his trailer shooting the shit with reporter Billy Bush when he made a number of comments that some whiny cry babies are very offended by. The most notable comment being "Grab 'em by the pussy" when describing hoe easy it is to get with chicks when you are famous.
Obviously this was just locker room banter between bros and I highly doubt the Trump ever actually attempted to just grab any woman by the pussy out of no where. That would be a little ridiculous.
Now obviously since this recording surfaced Crooked Hillary Clinton and the Democrats pounced and spun this way out of proportion. The attack ads are already all over the news and the whiny liberals and democrats are all over it trying to use it against Trump.
You can check out the video below:
I actually find the video pretty funny. And most guys would be lying if the said that they never said anything like that when just chatting shit with the bros. Either way since Trump is running for president this is kind of a big deal. But to make light of the situation we made some pretty funny Trump t-shirts playing off this "scandal".
Here are a few of the shirts. They all come in Tank Top, Mens Tee, Womens Tee, and Long Sleeve shirt. They are also available in a number of different colors!
We also have a number of other funny and offensive Donald Trump T-shirts and tank tops which you can view at the link below.
Let us know what you think about this whole situation in the comments below!
'MERICA Monday - American Flag Edition (5 Photos) April 11, 2016 16:53
Hope everyone had a great weekend! It's time for our latest edition of our Merica Monday blog post series and this weeks theme is the American Flag!
What better way to start off the week than with some of the most beautiful pictures of Old Glory flying in the wind.
1. Here is an awesome picture of a giant American Flag on the football field at West Point during the halftime ceremony!
2. If we are rounding up the best American flag pictures we have to include one of my all time favorites...the American Flag on the moon! In this picture you can see on of the astronauts saluting the Flag and also part of their landing vehicle off to the right.
3. Here is a great photograph of the American Flag flying on top of the White House in our nations capital. Also feature in this picture you can see the United State's Marine Corps band in front of the White House.
4. This next picture might possible be the most iconic and recognizable American Flag image. Raising the Flag at Iwo Jima during World War II
5. And closing out this weeks Merica Monday blog post is another iconic picture from more recent times when first responders raised the American Flag after the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center buildings.
And that does it for this weeks American Flag edition of our 'MERICA Monday blog post series.
If you would like to submit your own American photos for a chance to be featured email them to submit@MericaSupply.com.
Have a great idea for one of "MERICA Monday themes? Let us know in the comments section below!
Merica Supply Co. Official Commercial Release! March 22, 2016 14:43
Hey friends! So last week we released a little teaser trailer for the Merica Supply Co. commercial...well now its time for you to see the full version! We just put on the finishing touches and it is BAD ASS!
You can expect a full 30 seconds of straight up AMERICA. Beers, babes, blondes, brunettes, twins, American flags, and of course the best Patriotic party shirts ever!
Enough talk already...here is the video:
The girls were rocking our classic collection of USA shirts which included these tees which are all available right here on our site:
Party Like Its 1176
Four Score and Seven Beers Ago
Time To Get Red White and Wasted
American as Fuck
Red White and Brews
Merica Fuck Yeah
Let us know what you think in the comments and make sure to follow us on our socials!
Inaugural 'Merica Monday Blog Post March 21, 2016 21:20
Howdy fellow patriots! For a while now we have been doing 'Merica Monday posts on our Merica Supply Co. Instagram account and everyone has been loving it!
On 'Merica Monday we post the best and most patriotic American pictures on the internet. Not only do we curate our own USA photos but our followers also submit their best American pictures and we feature them on our page.
And now we are going to do the exact same thing on the Merica Supply Co. Blog! We are going to continue to post funny, awesome, and the most patriotic photographs right here every Monday.
You can still submit picture via the direct message feature on instagram or you can email us at email@example.com!
'Merica Monday launching in 3-2-1 BLASTOFF:
1. What better way to start than with the beautiful American Flag waving in the wind!
2. And now that we have seen the flag lets all say the Pledge of Allegiance...and then chug a beer ;)
3. Now we chug said beer by the pool with a hot blonde in an American Flag bikini.
4. And now there's a Bald Eagle at the pool trying to hit on the hot blonde. We don't stand a chance against this guy.
5. Let's change courses a little bit and checkout this pretty babe playing with some high powered rifles. Pew Pew Pew!
6. And last but not least. God Bless America!
We wanted to keep it short and sweet for our first 'Merica Monday post. We hope you liked it. If you have any comments, suggestions, or want to submit your own most American pictures email us at: firstname.lastname@example.org
God Bless America!
Follow Merica Supply Co on Instagram! March 16, 2016 13:46
Hello fellow patriots! We just wanted to give all of our fans and followers a big thank you as we just reached 6,000 followers on Instagram!
If you are not following us yet than you are missing out big time. We post the awesomest most amazing American and patriotic pictures. So if you could use a daily dose of freedom than head over to Instagram and give us a follow: @MericaSupplyCo
Merica Supply Co. USA Backyard BBQ Sneak Peek March 09, 2016 12:05
Hello fellow patriots! We hope everyone is have a wondeful whiskey Wednesday.
For those of you who didn't know we recently took an epic trip to Los Angeles, California and while we were on the trip we decided to host a little America themed backyard BBQ party.
The party consisted of a lot of beers, blondes, brunettes, burgers, and TWINS! We were lucky enough to have my good friend and film producer Evan there to get the whole thing on film.
The footage looks fucking amazing and I wanted to give you guys a little sneak peek while we finish up the full length video. So here is a quick look at what went down at our epic MERICA party! And don't forget to keep an eye out for the full version coming very soon.
Welcome to Merica Supply Co. April 24, 2015 16:23 2 Comments
Hello All! Thanks for stopping by. We are super excited to announce the grand opening of Merica Supply Co. a brand new clothing brand that offers the best America t-shirts and USA tank tops! We offer apparel for both men and women and are constantly working with our design team to come up with awesome new patriotic shirt designs.
All of our products are high quality ultra soft cotton and we use the best printing methods in the industry so these shirts are made to last! And we have a no hassle return policy so if for any reason you are unhappy with your order we will gladly offer a refund or exchange...No questions asked.
Also, keep an eye out for new products because we will be expanding and offering other items besides tshirts and tanks!
So what are you waiting for? Go get your shop on and take advantage of our grand opening sale. All of our Funny USA shirts and awesome America Tank Tops are on sale!
Oh and don't forget to follow us on our socials!