Four Score and Seven Beers Ago Tank Top

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4 Score and 7 Beers Ago Tank Top by Merica Supply Co.

Believe it or not, Abe Lincoln drank nary a drop of alcohol until his forward-thinking doctor prescribed lager to lift his often somber spirits. And then it was on! Abe was like a freshman in college at his first frat party, stripping down to his 19th century skivvies (which were surprisingly similar to this funny USA party tank top), and preaching to the assembled inebriates: “Four score and seven beers ago...

We can't help but note how this sleeveless America tank top would have been just the ticket for so many Civil War veterans – way more fashionable than simply tying up the empty socket of a long-sleeved shirt. And for those of you who still have your “guns”, this awesome tank lets you show them off while serving notice to potential adversaries that you're fully armed should they want to try and start something.

Our preshrunk, pure cotton four score and seven beers ago tank top is printed in the USA with a long-lasting, high quality, direct-to-garment print to stand up to washings on end.

Get your Abe on now with this funny USA tank top and be ready for your next 4th of July party or American holiday barbeque!

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