Time To Get Red White & Wasted Tank Top
Time to Get Red White and Wasted Tank Top by Merica Supply Co.
When we drink, we get pleasantly flushed. That's the red part. When we get wasted, we spend an inordinate amount of time speaking on “the porcelain telephone”. That's the white part, especially regarding one's complexion after voiding. The next morning we can't do shit. That's where the blues come in, as in: “Omigod, why did I do that?”
Not to worry – we don't judge. Next time you want to ralph in Merican style, be sure to have the Time To Get Red White and Wasted Tank Top on hand. It's a funny 4th of July tank top for Independence Day indulgences, or the USA party tank top for any time of the year.
Take a look at its pedigree: it's printed in America and made of pure, preshrunk cotton fabric. Neck and armhole openings are smoothly finished. And the direct-to-garment printing process means it will hold up over time, no matter how many times you party in it. How many commie-pinko wannabe-American tanks can say that?
All in all, it's the true-blue America drinking tank top you need for all your USA celebrations. Get yours at Merica Supply Co. and let the party begin!
Buy the Time to Get Red White and Wasted Funny 4th of July Party Tank Top today!